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Category Archives: Coffee News
For Those Giving the Gift Of Scientific Drinking
Some things to think about when placing your order for the holidays. In summation: Don’t Dawdle.
A High Powered Mutant Never Meant For Mass Production
The first individual human (maybe, haven’t checked birth records) on a tracked bottle achieved MAXIMUM HONOR.
Alchemy
The goal of alchemy was never mere transmutation of base materials to gold, but was rather the quest for Ideals in a Platonic sense. I like to think the alchemy I’m doing is something of the same. I’d never have guessed I could make something like this happen a year ago.
BBotE Experimentation – Caffe Vita’s Ethiopian Nigusie Lemma
A very special Herr Direktor Funranium’s birthday edition of Funranium Labs. 1) There is a One Day Only Coupon. 2) Caffe Vita’s Ethiopian Niguise Lemma is yummy. 3) The band Rock Sugar deserves any remaining love you have not already devoted to BBotE and the Steins of Science.
Discussing N’awlins Style BBotE Again
Revisiting chicory coffee as the old post went poof. A bit of a history lesson and I still say “emmenagogue” is a scary word.
BBotE Experimentation – Caffe Vita’s Guatemala Mundo Nuvo
Herr Direktor Funranium goes tinkering with the wares of Caffe Vita at their request and his distinct pleasure.
Oh, Canada.
Herr Direktor Funranium entirely does not endorse undeclared cross-border shipment of BBotE in your luggage or car trunk. He just discusses how a scofflaw might do it.
I Don’t Even Like To Think About It
Halloween holds no terror for me quite like Christmas shopping…
Announcing Brad, BBotE Pimp of Greater Santa Barbara
Gauchos…the BBotE man cometh to you.
How To Refill & Congratulations Are In Order
Congratulations to the kids at St. George. Your caffeinated depravity knows no bounds. Also, a restatement of the refill procedure.
Further Q&A, with Herr Direktor Funranium
You have more questions, Herr Direktor has more answers. Some of them are even relevant.
Re-announcing The BBotE Pimpstresses & Brand New Pimp
Los Angeles, Portland (PDX), and now Detroit have local BBotE distributors. Here’s who they are and how to contact them.
Malabar Experimention II
Herr Direktor Funranium checks to see if he can do something this delicious more than once.
Labor Day BBotE Cocktail Experiments
Herr Direktor Funranium takes a break from building Oktoberfest steins to make some cocktails.